when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I got inside last night via doggy door
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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