your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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