Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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