just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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