i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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