Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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