sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
When are your genitals available?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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