I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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