it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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