why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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