Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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