i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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