My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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