Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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