I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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