That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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