it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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