Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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