Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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