i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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