So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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