end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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