is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Can you bring me the toilet please
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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