I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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