Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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