Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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