I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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