it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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