O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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