is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Do vagina's smell?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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