And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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