Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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