watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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