Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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