help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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