I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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