Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my being single is dangerous.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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