honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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