Please, let me fuck your mom
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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