Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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