If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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