normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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