I think i peed on brittanys purse
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This is classic penis vs brain.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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