Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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(330): View more from Ohio

We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true

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(515): View more from Iowa

"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

(757): View more from Virginia

Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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(417): View more from Missouri

I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING

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(785): View more from Kansas

I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.

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(905): View more from Ontario

He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK

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