Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.