i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We need to rekindle our bromance
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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