I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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