i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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