I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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