just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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