i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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