Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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