awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do plants get herpes?
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