You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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