I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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