Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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