i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have post one night stand depression
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