Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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