I'm lost and stupid without you.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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