I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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