Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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